In the smoking room

Well, Mikhalych? Once the working day has begun, you can smoke, right? What do you have? .. “Cosmos”? What a good man you are, Mikhalych. In the morning, “Cosmos” treat. What are yours, what are yours? I’ll be in time forever. Why are you pale, Mikhalych? You won’t lose one cigarette. Am I right, Vitek? Hello! Will you smoke? And why so – Mikhalych treats you with “Cosmos” … Mikhalych, what’s wrong with you? It was just pale, but already red.

Do not be angry. We understand that a pack of Cosmos is now worth three rubles. Each puff is 15 kopecks.

Oh guys! In what other country is it possible that on television every day for two weeks they solemnly report to the people about the promotion of the freight train with cigarettes to Moscow. From two sides on the ties – motorcyclists … For the last time, Lenin was brought to Moscow like that. And with the same speed …

Yes, the lobsters have brought the country. I don’t know how you guys are, but I decided to benefit the state. Yesterday I wrote a statement: “Due to difficulties in supplying the country with goods and food, I ask you to exchange me for two bags of Canadian wheat.”

And here Seleznev runs to us … Seleznev, run rather to us – it’s good with us – Mikhalych treats everyone with Cosmos. Mikhalych, where did you run so fast? Come back, I was joking. Seleznyov quit smoking yesterday. Well, finally, Mikhalych, at least once smiled. Just remember, he quit smoking. And yours, he will always be happy.

Mikhalych, Mikhalych, wake up! Look, men, Mikhalych breathe in – he breathed in, but he cannot breathe out. Do you know why? Fifteen cents does not want to return …

In a market economy, Mikhalych, you’ll have to quit smoking altogether … But don’t be angry … Now they are treating hypnosis with smoking …

My friend went to one such hypnotist. He says: “I have a turn, I’m in a hurry – so let’s quickly. So, if you smoke, you die. Got it Got it! Hypnosis is over. Come on 300 rubles, call the next one. ”

Astrologers also wondered to me. They say: “You have Mercury in Venus! You will live long. If you don’t die early! ”

Diluted, lit lobotryasov …

Look, Nazarov, our democrat is in a hurry for the next meeting. If the Japanese do not have milk, they will breed cows. If we don’t have milk, our commission will be formed and sent to the cows to sort it out, to persuade them to understand the complexity of the situation … Lobotryasy! And let him hear. I can even say louder … Lobot … Oh, damn, I heard. Hello, Oleg Afanasevich … What? Work? I’m going … I’ll only tell the news to the peasants. They say that nearby this morning one apartment was robbed. Everything, everything was taken away, even the wallpaper was peeled off. No, I don’t know the address. It seems that Flotskaya, 15, apartment 2. 0, men saw how he quickly ran, I called his address …

Will you feel sorry for him … Those like him, the country was ruined. Look, nobody wants to work. Mikhalych over the whole days in a smoking room sticks out, treats everyone with “Cosmos” – he does not let anyone work …

Eh, they destroyed such a country. Loafers. And they only travel abroad. I was the only one in Germany. He is also a big democrat. Ignoramus! He was explained in Russian. You have a little wife. Her clothes are cheaper to buy at the Jungen Moden store. So sit in the youth fashion … He taught these two words for three days. And as he went out into the street, he asked: “Where is it with you?” He in Germany asks: “Where is it with you?” Hitler Jurgen? “

These ignoramuses brought the country. And loafers. Therefore, the owner needs the owner. Strong arm.

We are such a people. Only under pain of prison can we work. You look at the story. When did our people work? Under Peter 1, Stalin and Andropov. We are so historically formed. Democracy is contraindicated to us. Pushkin and the one where he wrote all the best? In the link! ABOUT! The king was not a fool. Only Alexander Sergeyevich will start to shake around St. Petersburg, he will hop into his link! You see, “Boris Godunov” turned out! Wake Stalin for half an hour now … For half an hour! No more. Do you know what will happen? Such a friendship of peoples will begin. And so they will be friends! Like before. Half the country sits in camps, the rest are friends between nations. Then they will change places and those, in turn, are even stronger friends.

No, we will never work without a strong hand … By the way, how much is left before dinner, will I have time to tell a new joke? Then listen … Two hens are lying on the counter. Imported and ours. Why are you laughing, Mikhalych? This is not the end … Our import says: “Why are you so blue, skinny, all in pimples. Look how chubby, sleek, blush I am! ”And our one replies to her:“ But they killed you, but I died by my death! ”

Well, men, and that’s it, lunch … We’ll go to dinner with Mikhalych – why not? Mikhalych treats everyone to dinner.

Disgrace! They dismissed the country – nobody wants to work!

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